To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block.
--- W S Gilbert
Sometimes I read my own writing and it seems as though I take myself far too seriously. So instead of a bullshit compilation that tries to convince you that my blog is worth anyone's time, lets just start from the assumption that I want you to think it is. Do enjoy to the fullest extent possible.
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block.
--- W S Gilbert